but you have to go to work? here are some jokes I made-up and picked-up.
knock knock, who's there? Amos, Amos who? A mosquito bit me! HAHAHA!*
what dose lightning put on during rainy weather? thunder wear.*
what asks no questions but must be answered? doorbell.*
what did the breeze say when it won the race? I wind!*
knock knock, who's there? a, a who? a-choo!*
who lives in a pineapple under the sea? who? I don't know, I'm asking you.*