Monday, July 7, 2014

HAPPY MONDAY!

but you have to go to work? here are some jokes I made-up and picked-up.


picked-up:

knock knock, who's there? Amos, Amos who? A mosquito bit me! HAHAHA!*

what dose lightning put on during rainy weather? thunder wear.*

what asks no questions but must be answered? doorbell.*


made-up:

what did the breeze say when it won the race? I wind!*

knock knock, who's there? a, a who? a-choo!*

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? who? I don't know, I'm asking you.*

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